Monday, September 1, 2008

I'm fat!

In the states, there are tons of food options so you can either eat healthy if you wanna, or go beserk at In-N-Out and bust a 4X4 Animal Style with double cheese, well-done fries and a jumbo shake. In London, while you can find healthy stuff if you look hard enough, the pubs on every corner serve nothing but heavy-duty, stick to your bones, hardcore-sized helpings of fat sausages, big pies, mounds of potatoes, and fried hunks of fish. And I love the stuff!! Combine that with a vat of beer at every sitting, and you're bound to gain some poundage. I must admit that I too have gained some junkage in the trunkage. In fact, i feel pretty lethargic right now as I digest some kind of beef slab that had a crust over it and all kinds of mushy green stuff around it. Even though I'm all fat-ass, at least all their furniture is F-ing huge so at least you look halfway decent & skinnier while sitting in it. You should see my bed! It's like "orgy" sized!

5 comments:

Ed said...

Fat torso and big furniture,
welcome to my world.

Tanner said...

Haha! Thanks Eddie. That makes me feel better. Unfortunately, the one thing that isn't bigger here are the elevators. I packed into one about half the size of them GC3 ones with 12 people. My gut got in the way!!

Vince M. said...

There isn't a chair made in this world that can support my ever-expanding ass.

Sounds like you're having fun, Eric. I've also painted quite a few food trucks in my days. Not easy work.

mark g. said...

This great big chair is rationale to keep eating more. You're going to have to grow into that chair before you leave the UK my friend!

Larry said...

Can't believe I didn't get any fish n chips when I was there. We only had time for lunch while we were there. Too bad we missed you, T. I sooo craved some fish n chips.